Let’s start off with a five-star puntastic effort from Aldi.
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 29, 2017
This is quite sweet.
— Liverpool ONE (@Liverpool_ONE) August 31, 2017
The UK‘s busiest high street getting excited for London Fashion Week, among other things.
— Oxford Street W1 (@OxfordStreetW1) September 1, 2017
One can never go wrong with ridiculous “Friyay” tweets.
— Carphone Warehouse (@CPWTweets) September 1, 2017
Next may or may not be responsible for a flurry of bruises on people‘s arms from this tweet…
Gold this is, John Lewis‘ response.
Hi Shaun! Hhmm – *Yoda voice* Great time, you shall have! 🙂 – Martin
— John Lewis (@johnlewisretail) August 31, 2017
And finally, all we can say to tweet is a bit LOL.
ALL CUSTOMERS: We politely ask you to refrain from running into walls with our trolleys
You won't get to Platform 9 and 3/4#19YearsLater
— Iceland Foods â„ï¸ (@IcelandFoods) September 1, 2017