Quidco seemed to start the week on a rough note.
Morning everyone! Anyone else feel like this? #wheretheweekendat -Yasmin pic.twitter.com/zwsHCQ5oCi
— Quidco (@quidco) August 3, 2017
Dunelm then got really excited about everyone’s favourite TV show.
When we heard #MaryBerry will be returning to our screens! 🍾🎉👏 #BritainsBestCookWhen pic.twitter.com/wRZJeCjFje
— Dunelm (@DunelmUK) August 1, 2017
And then, this happened…?
Hi Alan! After considerable testing, we can confirm there's no cocaine in the Fat Balls! Glad the birds enjoy them! https://t.co/i66nxyJV8k
— B&M Stores (@bmstores) July 31, 2017
Anyway. We know this one isn’t really a retailer tweeting, but we had to share.
so i ordered a chair for my room off of amazon and… pic.twitter.com/PU3N6e1GJT
— sav 🕸 (@itssavannahxox) August 3, 2017
Yes, that is 110 per cent correct, British Corner Shop. Just don’t tell our dentists.
It's Friday! Which means it's acceptable to have sweets for breakfast, right? Which should we go for first? #Briti… https://t.co/OEWk8AUx7J pic.twitter.com/8SHGw6C4y3
— British Corner Shop (@BritishfoodBCS) August 4, 2017
Also on Friday, retailers got in to the spirit of International Beer Day.
Would Be Rude Not To! 🍻🍺 Have An Ahhhh-Mazin' Weekend Bae's 💖#InternationalBeerDay #FridayFeeling #friyay pic.twitter.com/MkBe1lhU3z
— PrettyLittleThing (@OfficialPLT) August 4, 2017
Happy #InternationalBeerDay everyone! > https://t.co/9JG1C1xnCh pic.twitter.com/QAaDDHQoAe
— Pets at Home (@PetsatHome) August 4, 2017
And to finish it off, Aldi and Lidl had a right old bant on Twitter (featuring M&S). Enjoy the full thread:
It's us. pic.twitter.com/DGdPlpzXDB
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 1, 2017
Sorry to break it to you… pic.twitter.com/2wEBraqGuq
— @LidlGB (@LidlGB) August 2, 2017
We (respectfully) disagree…. pic.twitter.com/PKrelYdFpe
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 2, 2017
We have no other choice… pic.twitter.com/95bTFLENFI
— @LidlGB (@LidlGB) August 3, 2017
You got nothing on us… pic.twitter.com/5DmEFEDNlp
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 3, 2017
Are you sure you can handle these moves… pic.twitter.com/JxmtC1lECg
— @LidlGB (@LidlGB) August 3, 2017
We invented those moves… pic.twitter.com/TrnEjeel5K
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 3, 2017
You don't see these kind of bants from @waitrose or @marksandspencer pic.twitter.com/ydcDUNVEP1
— MonsterShop (@MonsterGroupUK) August 3, 2017
We're just too real for them. pic.twitter.com/WyO1qc3RlO
— Aldi Stores UK (@AldiUK) August 3, 2017
'YoU dON't SeE tHEse kINd oF baNTS fROm M&s' 😉 pic.twitter.com/HPTNdvpJif
— M&S (@marksandspencer) August 3, 2017
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